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Cinko

Name:

Cinko

 
 

Colour:

Grey

 
 

First Sighted:

2002

 
 

Type:

Critterbox Action Figure

 
 

Likes:

Cookies, Rain Jackets

 

Dislikes:

Water

Cinko is afraid of water.  What if he's thirsty? Aren't our bodies mostly water?  What happens if he takes his family to the drive-thru and everyone orders water?  Can Ice-Bat melt?  Are tears water?  Cinko needs help.  Cinko needs you.  The best way to keep Cinko calm is to sit him down next to you to watch TV.  Watch something about dry stuff.  Maybe sit him on a towel.  Those are dry.  Or tell him your best joke.  No, the other one!

 
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