Adventures In Uglyworld

Ugly Adventures #0738 - This Is Far (Evens For A Turtle)

Turtle had informed the editor of Turtle Time Magazine that he would be visiting Mount Rainier National Park this weekend and promised him some photos and a story from the trip.

This is one of the shots that have been submitted to the magazine, with the title "This is far (Evens for a turtle)".

Turtle informed the rest of us that even though Turtles are at home in water, their shells are only rated to a maximum impact rating of 4 splasheroonies, which is equal to around 150ft, so with the drop being 180ft from the bridge to the water on the canyon floor it is too high for him to consider jumping off of.