Adventures In Uglyworld

Ugly Adventures #1286 - Astorias Columner

Checkers out the biggers tower thingy behinds me, it's callereds the Astorias Columner and it goes way uppers into the skies, well at leasts it lookers like this when you is my sizers!

What I likereds the mosts about it was the mega coolers painterings which is all arounds the tower tellering the tales and stories of the famouser adventurers Lewiser and Clarkies who mades a massivers trip from the Easters coasts of Americas all the ways over to the Westers coasts.

"Pah, easiers!", I hears you says, but the thingers is that they dids it two hundreds years agoer when there was no planers, trainers or automobilers to makes it super easiers for them, proper hard works all the way!