Adventures In Uglyworld

Ugly Adventures #2364 - Preflights Checkers

Befores you even gets close to stepperings on a hairyplane you needs to make sure that you has taken cares of everything that you has to does, otherwise you will spends the wholes time while you is ups in the sky wonderings if you dids or didn'ts does it.

Confusereds yet?  If nots, then lets continues...

So, pictures the scener, your suitscaser has explodereds all overs your hotels room for the lasts weeker and a bit, and you is in a madders rush to gets it packereds and checkers out of the hotels.  Evens when you has the case packereds you has to worries abouts whether or nots there will be fiveteen billions people all trying to gets to the hairyporter at the exacts same timer as you, believers me, it always seems to happens to me!

Then you has to stands in a biggers checkerings in queue, unless you is travellering withs someone likes Baz who seems to has friends in higher places as we has been upgradereds to businessers class so many times this year alreadies, and lets facers it, gettings to lie flats on your back snorings while you is surferings on tops of the clouds is awesomes!

Afters you has takereds out all of your illegallers stuff at the x-ray machiner, seriouslies, ones of these days I thinks someone will tries to smugglers a bulldozers through in their thunderpants, some peoples is just "plane" crazies!

Then you reaches the mosts importants stage of your preflights checkers, choco chippo cookies, don't dares to steps on the plane withouts them, they is your protections against voodoos afters all, and lets facer it, they tastes frickings awesome to boots!

Speaks to you alls from the cookie cave tomorrows!

Todays steps = 4,759

The 2014 grand total = 1,165,834