Adventures In Uglyworld

Ugly Adventures #2547 - Brass Monkeys

Nows, I can safelys say that whens I was plannerings all of the awesomers places I could goes and visiters this years, freezerings my uglies off in Albanys wasn'ts anywheres near the toppers of my lists!

Seriouslies, how does you expecters someones of my sizers to gets from A's to B's in super deepers snows, my leggies are tinys, so my undermacarriagers is always in contacts with the whites stuffs.

I has finallys undermastandereds what the phraser "brass monkeys" means afters today!

I thinks the only things which will comes out of me the nexts timer I goes to the toilets is icy cubers, ha ha!