Adventures In Uglyworld

Ugly Adventures #0462 - Always Know Your Opponent

Bearbrick Wage learned an important lesson tonight - when you go toe to toe with someone and there's a prize on the line for the winner, it's always best to know your opponent before you step into the ring with them.

In this case Wanda was losing 3-0 in their best of 7 final, with Wage only needing double top (40) to seal up the title at which point Wanda just went mental, and when I say mental I don't mean shouting and screaming mental - I mean hand popping out of her eye mental!!!

Wage couldn't concentrate and after dropping his last dart ran like hell for the exit, leaving Wanda to lift the Darto-Supremo of Uglyworld title for the 6th year in succession.

I asked Jeero if she always won using such methods, to which he replied, "60% of the time, all the time". All I could think after hearing that and seeing Wanda lift the trophy aloft was poor Wage!!!