Adventures In Uglyworld

Ugly Adventures #1373 - Tartans Army

Tonight is withouts a doubter one of my most favouriter nights of the wholes entire year, and for a changer it has absolutelies nothing to does with cookies.

Tonights is the night when Baz remembers where he comes from and becomes a members of the tartans army and shouters freedom all nights long at his workies christmaser party overs here in Germanies (at leasts that is whats I had heareds from his workiematers).

Maybies one days I can gets my very owns kilt to be an honouraries memberer of the tartans army!

"FREEEEEDOMS!!!"

Ha ha, okays, I better finishers getterings all of his shiny bucklers and stuffs polishereds up so he can gets off to the party!