Adventures In Uglyworld

Ugly Adventures #1652 - Bowlerings

Whiles I was out haverings a Sundays evening runner I realisereds that neithers me or Baz had showereds you all the awesomer bowlerings that we bringereds back from Taiwans for Mireille.  Checkers out the awesomers designs we pickereds up, we has absolutelies loads of owlers, as wellers as puffer fishes and kitteners!

Secretlies I thinkers that Mireille is a bit of a Harry Potter anoraker, as she is completelies obsessereds with owlers, I is justs waiterings on the day that she comes backs home from works to the cookie cave on a broomsticker and a big blacks caper waverings in the winds!

I will be waiterings patientlies on that days with my magics wander in one hands and "Expelimussers!" on the tips of my tongue...